Beach weekends are the worst, right?

That was a test.

You did well.

And as a reward, you get this Beach Weekend Toolkit. It’s pretty much everything you’ll need for a successful salt-water-themed long weekend, and it’s right here in convenient slideshow form.

Inside: anything from your hand-carved bottle openers to your Willie Nelson autobiography to your fun waves. Kidding. They already have fun waves there. We kid a lot right before a beach trip.

In conclusion: enjoy this slideshow, wear sunscreen and build sand castles.

Or sand apartments. No need to show off.