Things to do for April 23, 2015

The Weekender

Surf Stuff, Art Dates and Meatballs

Seek and you shall weekend.

Thursday
Just Buy All of Saturdays’ Stuff
THE SALE

Just Buy All of Saturdays’ Stuff

You’re going to take advantage of a momentary lapse in financial judgment on the part of Saturdays right now. You’ll do it by obtaining stuff like denim jackets and print short-sleeve button-ups from them for 70% off. Try not to feel too bad.

Painting, Sculpture and Dates
THE ART DATE

Painting, Sculpture and Dates

Cy Twombly’s an artist whose work you see completely differently depending on your distance from it. You can just stare at it for hours. And, well, you’ve got a couple months to do so—feel free to use those first two sentences on your date.

Opening reception Apr 23, 6-8pm; exhibit runs through Jun 20; Cy Twombly at the Gagosian Gallery, 980 Madison Ave (between 76th and 77th), 212-744-2313

Saturday
INT. CHEZ SARDINE, SATURDAY, 11AM
THE BRUNCH

INT. CHEZ SARDINE, SATURDAY, 11AM

Rays of sun separate as they’re filtered through a large window, which you’re sitting next to. You’ve got a tomatillo Bloody Mary and a breakfast sandwich featuring chicken meatballs.

YOU
I eat meatballs for breakfast now.

FADE OUT

Now serving brunch Sat-Sun, 11am-4pm, Bar Sardine, 183 W 10th St (at 4th), 646-360-3705

It’s a Golden Era for Hot Sauce
THE HEAT

It’s a Golden Era for Hot Sauce

Hot sauce. Things covered in hot sauce. People who are way into hot sauce. Beer. All these things you will find at the aptly named Hot Sauce Expo. And milk flasks. Maybe some milk flasks.

What Else Is New
Chez Jef, but Permanent and Renamed
AND NOW...

Chez Jef, but Permanent and Renamed

After a successful trial run as Chez Jef, that Bowery space is now La Gamelle. Things that dates will like about this include but are not limited to: rabbit pâté, crème brûlée and champagne cocktails. Dates love accent marks.

Now open, La Gamelle, 241 Bowery (between Rivington and Stanton), 212-388-0052

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