Let’s tour the place, shall we?
Just look at what you’re working with here. A business-lunch/date-night powerhouse with Swarovski crystal chandeliers, orchids and dark wood. No, really: look.
Here’s the wine cellar. It’s got 7,000 bottles of wine. Should be enough.
Oh, and this is just a private chef’s table for you and 15 of your friends.
On the wall here are hand-painted murals by a Russian artist. Nice.
Behold: gnocchi mac and cheese. Bask in its photogenic glory.
Bone-in steak. This is something you’ll enjoy eating.
In this picture: green thing next to bone marrow, amazingly tasty bone marrow, things that go with bone marrow.
To the right: a cocktail called the Leah. There’s vodka, port wine, spiced pineapple syrup and egg white in there.
And that’s... the end of our tour.