Regarding the Super Bowl, we have two recommendations: 1) Keep all your commemorative footballs at regulation 12.5 psi. 2) Branch out from the usual this year at a non-sports bar. Like these...
You require: Halftime entertainment other than Katy Perry.
You’ll receive: Halftime bocce matches at the upstairs bar on 14th Street. Just make sure
you sign up for the court, while you’re availing yourself of half-price drafts, mussels, pizzas and
oysters all game.
You require: A victory cigar.*
You’ll receive: Your pick of three Super Bowl smokes from the cigar bar. For good
measure, your cover also includes dinner and five drinks.
*Actual victory not guaranteed.
You require: A date-ready Super Bowl spot.
You’ll receive: The Georgetown wine bar, teeing up $4 local beers and $5 tap wines. Or
gather up 10 people and reserve their private wine cellar. Either way, you’ll be getting bottomless
popcorn, too.
You require: A big screen. Like movie-theater big.
You’ll receive: A movie theater. Albeit one with tables. And table service. The better to
bring you beers and burgers. We hear there’s an over-under bet on your burger consumption.
You require: Beer.
You’ll receive: 40 taps of it. Pick one of them, and they’ll give you an endless supply
of it all game. Just make sure it pairs with beef-fajita nachos, Bavarian pretzels and 10-spice wings.
