Things that may have contributed to you still having holiday shopping to do:

—It’s chilly out there.
—Too many themed parties.
—Your Thanksgiving food coma lasted two weeks.

Things that will save you:

—The 2014 Last-Minute Gift Guide, which is a slideshow that’s conveniently located right here.

Every second you don’t open it, an angel loses its wings.

That was a bit much, but you get it.