Listen, we don’t know about this “Santa” person.

Sure, he’s got the jolly thing going for him. And yes, the beard is an impressive feat of grooming.

But if his sartorial choices are in any way indicative of his gifting style, well...

Anyway. Better to be safe than sorry.

So we’ve pulled together this: The UrbanDaddy Miami Holiday Gift Guide. It’s a slideshow of local wares that’ll do right by your “nice” list. Go on, take a peek right here.

You’ll find some jewelry, SEAL-approved cigars and, of course, sausages.

It’s not a holiday without sausages.