When you see six italicized words like The UrbanDaddy Atlanta Holiday Gift Guide, you might think you know what you’re in for.

You might say something to yourself like “I bet this is going to be a slideshow with a bunch of great gift ideas for everyone on my list that I can see right here. Hell, there may even be a bright-red kimono.”

And you’d be dead wrong.

Just kidding.

Anyway, where were we...

Right. This.