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Buzz Words

Bunch of Ice Cream Bars with Booze in Them

None It’s going to get cold soon.

And when it does, that would not be the best time to enjoy a chocolate-covered, alcohol-filled, ice-creamy delight on a stick.

But, hey, now’s a pretty good time.

Put down your glass and raise a BuzzBar, a new assortment of ice cream bars filled with that stuff that sometimes makes things more fun, now available online for overnight delivery.

You’ve got seven flavors here, each with a different blend of ice cream and spirit. And you can’t buy less than 12 at a time. For better or worse. Kidding, better. Always better.

Henceforth: your bars, paired with your suggested occasions...

The strawberry and rum one: For lounging poolside while “Groove Is in the Heart” plays from fake-stone speakers.

The raspberry and lemon-vodka one: For hanging out with someone who probably just wants to dance.

The coffee and Irish cream one: For an unbalanced breakfast.

The chocolate and whiskey one: For pairing with more whiskey.

The vanilla and cognac one: For delivering a monologue into the camera.

The cookies-and-cream and bourbon one: For dipping in milk?

The berry and merlot one: It’s called the Larry King Heart Bar. So it’s for having pointy shoulders and wearing suspenders.

A Larry King joke is what that was.

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