Things to do for July 03, 2014

The Weekender

Karaoke, Oysters and Seinfeld

The weekend is endowed with certain unalienable rights.

Karaoke and Chromeo for the Fourth

Karaoke and Chromeo for the Fourth

Two Independence Day parties here: one, a rollicking Hamptons beach rager with Chromeo DJing and fireworks over the ocean. The other, a ping-ponging, karaoke-singing Flatiron extravaganza with kegs, ribs and lobster rolls. There is no wrong answer.

Jul 4, 2pm, $60-$5,000, Catch Beach Ball at Gurney’s, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Montauk, 631-668-2345; noon-8pm, $60-$100, The Gander, 15 W 18th St (between 5th and 6th), 212-229-9500

Your Oyster Boat Awaits

Your Oyster Boat Awaits

Some math:
A = A new, massive schooner-slash-oyster-bar on the Hudson.
B = A champagne-and-oyster party with views of fireworks and the Statue of Liberty.

A + B = Tomorrow.

Gotta love math.

Well, This Is Different...

Well, This Is Different...

“... and that’s when the girl with the sexy cheetah mask and fluffy tail squeezed her way through the crowd...”

Oh, sorry, we were just talking about the animal-costume dance party going down in East Hampton. Were you interested in that?

Seinfeld Night at the Ballpark

<em>Seinfeld</em> Night at the Ballpark

Saturday’s local minor-league baseball/Seinfeld 25th-anniversary events:

—Your Brooklyn Cyclones take on the Aberdeen IronBirds.
—The park is rechristened Vandelay Industries Park.
—You’ll receive a Keith Hernandez Magic Loogie bobblehead.
—The cereal-eating contest.
—The Elaine Benes terrible-dance-off.
—Batting practice, during which the ’Clones wear puffy shirts.

God bless minor-league baseball.

Midnight Brunch at Bubby’s High Line

Midnight Brunch at Bubby’s High Line

It’s 3am. Do you know where your blueberry pancakes are? Yes, yes you do. They’re at Bubby’s High Line, along with chicken and waffles and steak and eggs for their new midnight brunch. As if anyone’s ever out in Meatpacking after midnight...

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