1) People who own ski mountains.
2) People who don’t own ski mountains.
Here to help officially swear you in to Team #1 is the Mount Washington Alpine Resort, Vancouver Island’s finest ski mountain, currently up for sale.
Thus, a numerical survey of what’s up for grabs:
Price, in US dollars: as yet undisclosed
Price, in hot tubs you could probably buy for whatever that amount ends up being: 1,286 (give or take)
Elevation of the tallest peak: 5,210 feet
Annual snowfall: 36 feet
Other Canadian mountains that get more than 36 feet of snow annually: not many
Chairlifts named after booze: 2 (Hawk 6ix Pack and Whiskey Jack)
Total number of trails: 81
Number of equipment-rental lodges included: 1
Percent chance you’ll go ahead and convert that into a bar instead: 98.2
Year the mountain was used as an Olympic training ground: 2010
Times you’ll slide down hills in a donut-shaped tube at the snow-tube park: 60
Times you’ll dream about winning a gold medal in snow-tubing: ∞
Odds you’ll check out this live cam once you find out your mountain comes with a live cam: 1:1