Done. All over.
Our suggestion for your next fix of wintry wonderment: Better Off Dead.
Oh, and this place...
Überhaus Lech, a new ski-in, ski-out chalet in Austria that’s basically a big wooden playhouse filled with massage rooms and private theaters and wine caves (one of each, at least), taking reservations now.
You: “If you’re going to call yourself an ‘Überhaus,’ you better be prepared to back it up.”
“—Outdoor hot tubs
—Subterranean wine cellar
—Library that smells of rich mahogany”
Right. So once you show up with up to 15 of your people, a bottle of champagne will be popped in your honor. Maids will whisk your belongings to a balcony-equipped suite. A chef will insist on cooking you a five-course dinner. You’ll twirl around with your arms out and sing adult-contemporary songs.
Don’t forget to meet up with your personal ski instructor, though. For two days, he’ll assist you in challenging the champagne-powdered runs right outside your door.
Other than that, it’s just a house, really.