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Things to do for November 14, 2013
James Bond Burlesque, Scotch and Twinkies
Two weekends are better than one.
Shave and a Haircut... and a Scotch
If all Thursdays ended with you in a leather chair, sipping gratis whiskey while you received a wet shave and a haircut, life would be great. So, hey, let’s try that. Starting tonight at Rye 51. Plan your hair growth accordingly.
Thai Food. Thai Beer. Thai Party.
Going to town on Thai curries and noodles and beers and wines. That’s something to aspire to. Especially if you like easy goals. And all that’s yours for the taking tonight when Addison plays host to a Thai-street-food extravaganza. Or maybe it’s a Thai-street-food bonanza. Can’t recall.
A James Bond Burlesque Show
James Bond: secret agent. Wears the hell out of a tux. Burlesque performer: flexible. Wears the hell out of very little. Put them together, and apparently you get this. A 007-themed burlesque show at the Kalita Humphreys Theater with a scantily clad Canadian named Scarlett. Scarlett, good spy name.
There are several key elements to the recovery brunch. According to Meddlesome Moth, penny pours of beers like Karbach’s 005 Bourbon Barrel Aged Hellfighter are one of those elements. Maybe drop by and see if they can break a nickel.
You Shouldn’t Eat This Many Twinkies
Beer and pizza are great. Beer and Twinkies are... well, the jury is still out, but that’s why you’re going to Truck Yard on Saturday. Because they’re hosting a Twinkie eating contest with gratis PBR. Compete. Watch. Either way: beer.