Whatever you do, don’t wall yourself off among private beaches and king-size beds suspended off the ground.
And now, a lesson in why humility is vastly overrated...
Presenting Iniala Beach House, a very unhumble abode in Thailand involving three villas, three private beaches and a three-Michelin-starred chef, opening in December but taking reservations now.
To treat yourself. To impress a special someone. To gaze upon original Warhol prints of Muhammad Ali while you spar in the hotel’s boxing ring. Just a few of the reasons you need to grab a flight here, pick your jaw up off the ground and test the upper limits of leisuring.
But first, you should eat. Not only might you be hungry, but the chef really knows what he’s doing. As in, he does things like inject black-truffle broth into egg yolks. (And probably makes a mean pad thai, if you want to keep things simple.)
Now, you’ll be tempted to claim one of the three villas, which come standard with private beaches, private spas and private 160-inch-screen cinemas. But we see you in the penthouse, where you’ll enjoy a suspended king-size bed, your own indoor-outdoor pool and a three-person hot tub.
Well, not just you, but...