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Strange Weapons. For Your Mantel.

So, the fall: a good time to get out and enjoy nature. And/or hunt. And/or use the idea of hunting as an excuse to talk about a bunch of fascinating artisanal armaments that would be incredibly impractical to use for anything remotely resembling hunting. You know, like a cane gun...

The World’s Dandiest Fly Swatter
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 1

The World’s Dandiest Fly Swatter

What It Is: A fly swatter made from Italian bridle leather and American oak. Which you can have monogrammed. Of course.
How You’ll Use It: Tiny game hunting.

Not Your Grandfather’s Slingshot
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 2

Not Your Grandfather’s Slingshot

What It Is: You can make a slingshot from a twig and a rubber band. You can also make a slingshot from meticulously varnished rosewood, natural latex and a sinew leather pouch. This is obviously the latter.
How You’ll Use It: Fun and games. Well, until someone loses an eye...

Surprise, It’s a Gun
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 3

Surprise, It’s a Gun

What It Is: An antique gentleman’s walking stick with an engraved brass handle. That’s it. Nothing to see here. Well, except for the 32-caliber firearm concealed inside.
How You’ll Use It: As a prop when you’re cast as the next Bond villain.

This Thing Is as Scary as It Looks
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 4

This Thing Is as Scary as It Looks

What It Is: A tetsubo is a Japanese war club. A Japanese war club is basically a 10-pound Louisville Slugger covered in steel rivets. Yes, steel rivets hurt.
How You’ll Use It: Thank-you gift for Tarantino.

An Original Winchester ’73
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 5

An Original Winchester ’73

What It Is: A 140-year-old Winchester with all of its original markings. This was the gun that won the West. And inspired a Jimmy Stewart movie (not It’s a Wonderful Life).
How You’ll Use It: For display. Or to defend your homestead if you live on a prairie and it’s 1882.

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