A Japanese hot tub with room for two.
Great, now that we’ve got your attention...
Pack your bags for Sinya on Lone Man Creek, a safari tent for rent that’s outfitted with all your weekend-getaway necessities (that Japanese hot tub comes to mind), now open in the Texas Hill Country.
You’re probably aware that Memorial Day weekend starts right... now. Have fun. Keep your plans. Grill something. There’ll be other occasions that call for a safari tent. Other holidays. Other times when a certain rendezvous with a certain associate requires a certain level of discretion that can only be achieved 300 feet above a rolling creek.
So when that occasion arises, send your companion the coordinates and plan to meet here at the first full moon. Or just carpool at some other mutually agreed-upon time. Anyway, once here, step inside and marvel at the advancements in luxury-tent technology. In the bedroom: king-size sleeping quarters with goose down pillows. In the bathroom: a claw-foot tub and matching robes. And everywhere else: just that wooden, animal-skin-rug-laden rustic hideaway you were looking for.
If all that leaves you needing some fresh air, head for the deck. It’s got a hammock for lounging. A fire pit for s’mores. And that especially attractive hot tub for... unwinding.
Or time traveling.