Near your home bar.
And so you're always looking for anything to up your Sam Malone quotient—i.e., a new tool to help others see just what a caring and gracious host you really are…
Introducing the Penguin Sparkling Water Maker, the latest weapon in your home-bar arsenal.
Think of this gadget as your very own barman's soda pistol, only in the form of a classy-looking Williams-Sonoma appliance.
With the ease of your current water filter, it takes water from your tap and transforms it into fresh sparkling water in a matter of seconds and with only a few twists and button-pushes—allowing you to instantly whip up some of the alcohol world's most dedicated cocktail servants, like the Vodka and Soda and the Gin and Soda, as well as more envelope-pushing creations (for your more envelope-pushing guests...) like the Ironman (whiskey, vodka, soda, ice).
Of course, the machine works just as well for drinks sans alcohol, in case you or someone you're entertaining just wants a glass of something with a bit of fizz.
And you're out of Hawaiian Punch.