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The Year’s Biggest Costumes, Done Right

Every year, the world happens. An Austrian guy breaks the speed of sound with his body. A prince gets really naked in public. A Korean person named Psy... happens. And every year, the entire universe dresses up like those things for Halloween. But not you. Unless, of course, you do it like this...

GANGNAM STYLE

A Real-Deal Team of Backup Dancers

What They’ll Expect: A tux. A dance. Singing.
What They’ll Get: An entire fleet of K-pop dancers led by professional choreographer Aimee Lee Lucas. You can either hire them to flank you all night or just to teach you a few moves. Really, this is a thing.

THAT BOTCHED JESUS FRESCO

A Hyperrealistic Botched Jesus Mask

What They’ll Expect: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco.
What They’ll Get: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco. But hey, at least you won’t have to make your own. Because now there’s a guy in NYC who’ll do it for you. All handcrafted and whatnot. Thanks, guy in NYC.

THE GUY WHO SKYDIVED FROM SPACE

An Astronaut Suit from Hollywood

What They’ll Expect: A homemade astronaut suit stitched together in honor of Felix Baumgartner.
What They’ll Get: A legit space suit, rented from a company that’s been making astronaut gear for the movies for the last three decades. So maybe don’t lose it.

PHELPS AND LOCHTE

An Olympic-Level Speedo

What They’ll Expect: You. In a Speedo.
What They’ll Get: Pretty much exactly that. But about that Speedo... it’ll be an exact replica of the ones worn by the 2012 Olympic swim team, right down to the chlorine-resistant fabric and four-way stretch technology. In case you need that for some reason.

NAKED PRINCE HARRY

Unwavering Commitment

What They’ll Expect: At least someone to show up to the party as Naked Prince Harry.
What They’ll Get: An eyeful of you doing just that. Literally show up naked and walk around like everything’s normal. If someone asks who you are, just sing “God Save the Queen,” eat a Triscuit and walk away.