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Caffeinated Maple Syrup

None Mornings...

They’re terrible things.

Seriously, awful.

And impossible to face without a little pick-me-up.

Like a cup of coffee. Or a cup of whiskey and coffee.

Or, on second thought, a heap of maple syrup would probably do the trick.

Behold Wired Wyatt’s Caffeinated Maple Syrup, a high-octane topping for jump-starting your pancakes, waffles and whatever else you put syrup on, available now.

Let’s not make this more difficult than it has to be. Because really, it’s just maple syrup. The all-natural kind. That’s made in the USA. And loaded with caffeine. And... that’s it.

We’ll give you a minute while you unceremoniously retire your coffeemaker.

Obviously, this has huge breakfast implications. Picture it: you’re sitting down to your regular meal... Waffles. A short stack. Some hash browns. Bacon (if there’s any plate showing, you’re doing it wrong). And that’s when you employ this stuff. Just pour freely for a little maple-flavored jolt of something extra.

Something like 84 milligrams of caffeine per serving. Or more than your average energy drink.

And energy drinks aren’t nearly as tasty on pancakes.


Wired Wyatt’s Caffeinated Maple Syrup

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