In fact, this whole sun thing could be pretty useful, if only you could focus it and bend it to your whims. Yes, sun on demand.
Introducing the Sunflower Home Heliostat, a three-foot disk of sun-catching-and-reflecting power, available now to brighten up anything that needs brightening, up to and including your March Madness man cave.
This looks like the kind of thing that a James Bond villain would keep deep within a mountain, to be revealed only when his evil plan was ready. Well, this is a lot smaller than that, and rest assured, it’s also a force for good.
All you need to put it together is a screwdriver. Then you just point it at whatever you’d like to give a bit more light. Some ideas:
- Your plot of prized ghost pepper chilies.
- The soon-to-be-bronzed small of a certain someone’s back.
- The basement window of your next-door neighbor, who you’re pretty sure is a vampire.
Throw in a beach ball and you’ve got a homemade eclipse.