
Number of bottles made: 50,000
Years of scientific analysis that went into recreating the stuff: 4
Times you’ve described drinking whisky as “scientific analysis”: 4
Centiliters of the peaty early-century glory you’ll have to sip: 70
Times in life you’ve had to do a conversion for centiliters: 0
Proof amount: 94.6
Inches of beard you’ll instantly grow after the first dram: 3
Average wintertime temperature where the original bottles survived: -32.5 degrees Celsius
Times the discovery of the whisky was called “a gift from heaven”: at least 1
Satisfying-to-open small wooden crates your whisky will come in: 1
Years the original stuff was buried in permafrost: 98
Original bottles tested to create the new stuff: 3
Miles from the South Pole the whisky was discovered: about 100
Times you thought about voyaging down to look for it: undisclosed