It was supposed to just be you, a few close friends/producers and Bob. But the “few friends” invited a few friends—who in turn invited the cast of Ocean’s Thirteen—and then suddenly, there was only one sensible thing to do...
Rent out an entire hotel.
Welcome to the Hotel Park City, a slopeside lodge in central Park City, available now for all your Sundancing needs.
You and your entourage will have 100 rooms, three restaurants, a spa and, most importantly, an entire mountain at your disposal—the Park City resort is next door. The hotel keeps a ski valet on site to set you up with gear and recommend good trails (in case that Affleck kid needs a little guidance). We won’t say how much the whole thing costs, but you may have to cut a few car chases from your next tentpole pic.
But in exchange, you’ll get your own supersized ski lodge, complete with sprawling balconies, crackling fireplaces and a squad of masseuses who can set up shop anywhere on the premises. When you’re done, you can cozy up to Ellen Barkin in the steaming pool outside, and if (for some reason) you decide to leave the palace and check out the festival itself, you’re just a block off Main Street.
If Franco shows up, he may have to share a room.