Let’s keep this simple. We got word of a few Cyber Monday situations, and thought it best to share. We’ll even spare you the trouble of figuring out who gets which gift...
At your holiday party, there’ll be a table. And it could very easily become a ping-pong table. How it’ll happen: give a coworker this emergency box of paddles, balls, a net, clamps and the entirely necessary set of terrycloth wristbands. That new HR girl needs to witness your topspin.
Only 39 feet. That’s how much distance you’re able to put between you and the object of your desire while you manipulate her intimate experience like it’s a video game. (Well, not quite like a video game.) There’s motion-sensing, wrist-flick technology here, too. The seductive kind.
You know Gant. They made that plaid flannel shirt you’ve been eyeing. Well, this (mostly) isn’t about you—they also made these alpaca string mittens, with a warm-fuzzy factor well into the 99th percentile. The string: either to prevent losing them, or for renegade ziplining. Her choice.
There was a time in baseball where you could get a runner out by pegging them with the ball. This is that ball, in the form of a lemon-peel-style, handmade, boot-leather beauty based on a model from the 1930s. Go ahead, autograph it for Gramps.
You’re always on the lookout for the perfect sweater. You know, for other people. That’s why you’ll gift this Scottish lambswool shawl collar from Ovadia & Sons to some lucky, soon-to-be-toasty fellow. But it’d be a real shame if it didn’t fit.
