Leisure

Going Bottomless

The Best Boozy Brunches in Town

The bottomless brunch. You’re a fan. But the TABC, not so much. So they’re cracking down on your weekend afternoon debauchery. Our response: lobbying heavily. Also: employing a crack staff of breakfast burrito connoisseurs to bring you the booziest brunches in Dallas. One Bloody Mary at a time.

HIGHLAND PARK

Taverna

Waiting. Ordinarily, a boring process of not moving. But here, it means you can saddle up at a long wooden bar and sip $1 mimosas and Bellinis. One other reward for your patience: the amazing vanilla french toast.
Brunch Exchange Rate: 1 dollar = 1 mimosa

WEST VILLAGE

Lemon Bar

You’re in luck. The TABC hasn’t cracked the whip on this spot yet—their $8 bottomless mimosas or Bellinis special is alive and well. Naturally, you’ll celebrate with chicken and waffles drowning in syrup. Not a bad way to go.
Brunch Exchange Rate: 1 dollar = 1/2 Bellini (assuming you have four)

BISHOP ARTS

Bolsa

Okay, don’t tell your friends at the beverage commission: this gas station turned restaurant may or may not have bottomless mimosas for 10 bucks. They don’t promote it, but... well, you’ve been informed.
Brunch Exchange Rate: 1 dollar = ... no comment

UPTOWN

Nick & Sam’s Grill

If, after an evening of refined debauchery, you wake up wearing only tux pants and two right shoes, you’ll need one thing: a shirt. And a Bloody. Head here, and ease into some Captain Crunch French Toast, too.
Brunch Exchange Rate: 1 dollar = 1/3 Bloody Mary

UPTOWN II

Sunday School at Hotel ZaZa

You are, perhaps, familiar. The mimosas. The pancakes on a stick. The sparklers and champagne flying out of the kitchen. And you break-dancing on the table. So... your standard Sunday.
Brunch Exchange Rate: 1 dollar = 45 seconds of champagne sparkler time