And then, you’re going to want to think long and hard about peanuts.
Here to help with the second one is Lord Nut Levington, a visionary new take on the humble peanut—including, yes, a Bloody Mary version—now available online.
It’s what you’d get if you devoted a topflight squad of chefs to a single nut—peanuts spiked with Thai curry and lemongrass, others calibrated to mimic apple pie. (Each recipe also includes an intricate backstory, but the less said about those, the better.)
What it all means is that the next time you find yourself taking in a game—in the stands, at home or from your secret hot tub inside the Green Monster (Manny bequeathed it to you)—you’ll be able to complement your cold one with some nachos (in the form of a cheddar-jalapeño nut) and a Bloody (a lemon/tomato/Worcestershire concoction).
Your Cracker Jacks remain untouched.