Well, other than that year you hit 73 home runs.
But now might be the time to reconsider. Because now is when the glorious era of caffeinated brownies begins.
Introducing A Snack in the Face, a tiny bakery in Iowa that specializes in caffeinated baked goods, available online now.
Here’s the deal: these are cookies and brownies made just the way your grandma used to do it, only injected with 200 milligrams of pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. (If you ask nicely, maybe they’ll slip you 225.)
So the next time you think you might need a pick-me-up—red-eye to Vegas, dinner with the chairman, new Woody Allen movie—you’ll go online and order a batch of chocolate chip cookies, brownies or brownie-truffles. At that exact moment, a team of over-stimulated bakers in Ames, Iowa (where else?), will begin cooking them up—though they’re currently perfecting the formula for muffins, cheesecake and truffle shots.
Caffeinated cheesecake: the time has come.