Interns who can’t follow simple directions about how to get your dry-cleaning done. Architects who can’t follow simple directions about how to build you a new wing for your Olympic-size hot tub. And on and on.
But without a doubt, the greatest problem in your daily life is keeping your beverages properly stirred. This problem has only been exacerbated in the last few weeks, when you had to fire your personal stirrer after that unfortunate Splenda incident.
But we think we might have found something that can help. It’s called, quite simply, the Self Stirring Mug.
Its genius works like this: whenever you feel your beverage could use a hearty swirl, simply hold down the button on the handle, and a small propeller at the bottom of the mug will turn on and whirl your drink to a frothy perfection. If more frothiness is required, hit it again.
So this pretty much ends your biggest daily pain in the arse. Also, you’ll be happy to hear it’s made of stainless steel, which means hot drinks stay hot, and cool drinks stay cool. There’s even a snap-on lid, so no one has to know what you’re drinking.
Just be sure to keep the packet of Mountain Berry Punch off your desk.