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The Worry-Free Approach to Father's Day

In case you somehow forgot: this Sunday is Father's Day. But don't panic—you've actually got three more full days to procrastinate, thanks to this list of gifts that can be shipped overnight to Pops.

The Beer Plate
THE PLATTERS

The Beer Plate

If there's one thing Dad likes, it's beer. Also: BBQ. And okay, some potato chips. And to keep them all in one place, there's this: a plate conveniently designed to fit over his beer. Thus leaving his other arm free for high fives.

The Sportula
HEY, SPORT

The Sportula

Not that you should let the old man run the grill on Sunday, but if he insists, this should make him happy—a Sportula (their name, not ours) cut in the shape of some of his favorite things (golfing, a trout). Warning: these might inspire him to go golf or fish instead of cook.

Blue Crabs, Overnighted
FEELING BLUE

Blue Crabs, Overnighted

Really, truly, you wanted to get him that beach house on the Chesapeake Bay. But instead, he'll have to settle for a plate of fresh blue crabs shipped directly from Maryland overnight. Something tells us he won't complain.

The Folding, Portable Hammock
NOTHING BUT NET

The Folding, Portable Hammock

In case you're wondering what your dad really wants, it's a nap. Preferably one far away from everything, maybe deep in the woods, on something like this hammock. We'll assume he already has a flask.

A Gun Made Out of Chocolate
OH, SHOOT

A Gun Made Out of Chocolate

If Dad still harnesses a dream of going all Death Wish, first ask him to maybe lay off the Charles Bronson movies. Second, give him this, which is exactly what it sounds like. Also works on Mother's Day.

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