Things to do for May 13, 2010

The Weekender

Burgers, Sports Cars and a Lot of Models

The weekend is concentrating on its tan.

Thursday
Steaks and Models at Chophouse Miami
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Steaks and Models at Chophouse Miami

Chophouse Miami launches a weekly dinner party tonight whereby $36 gets you three courses like an eight-ounce filet, Kobe sliders and key lime pie. And because tonight's the kickoff, ladies drink gratis champagne and vodka cocktails from 7 to 9pm. Plus, we hear there'll be a 20-seat communal table teeming with local models.

Thursdays starting May 13, 7-10:30pm, Chophouse Miami, 300 S Biscayne Blvd, 305-938-9000

Friday
Naked Women in the Grove
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Naked Women in the Grove

There'll be plenty of unclothed beauties on display (in photographic and watercolor form) at this Coconut Grove art gallery. Drinks are courtesy of hipster spice-infused beverage outlet Prometheus Springs, and DJ Tamara Sky will be spinning. Just another nudity-filled Friday night...

Monday
Nine New Burgers at Q
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Nine New Burgers at Q

Local blogger Burger Beast is abandoning his laptop and taking over Jonathan Eismann's rib joint on Monday for a night of seared-beef insanity. There'll be nine specialty burgers for you to choose from, headlined by the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger, made with beef and andouille sausage wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheddar.

Wednesday
Free Cocktails and Some Nice Slacks
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Free Cocktails and Some Nice Slacks

Brazilian designer Oskar Metsavaht (such a Brazilian name) has a new boutique called Osklen that's full of clothes great for warm weather—think linen slacks, light-colored button-downs and T-shirts that say "Samba." And this Wednesday you can browse the merch with a complimentary cachaça cocktail in your hand.

Swimsuit Models and a Maserati
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Swimsuit Models and a Maserati

Here's a way to conquer your midweek slump: this Wednesday, the pizza bistro Maitardi is throwing a party on their patio. You'll sip complimentary prosecco in the courtyard while roving models outfitted in nothing but Cosabella swimwear distract you from your workday troubles. There'll also be a Maserati near the bar, just because.

May 19, 7-10pm, Maitardi, 163 NE 39th St, 305-572-1400

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