Things to do for August 21, 2009

The Weekender

Body Painting, Sexercising and Cow Milking

The weekend is a buyer's market.

Friday
Glamorama Afterparty at Underground
THUNDER DOWN UNDER

Glamorama Afterparty at Underground

We've been hearing something about a Marc Jacobs–clad Miss Piggy showing up to Glamorama this year. (We're serious.) So you know this is going to be the craziest afterparty ever—Ne-Yo hosting, Mel DeBarge spinning, and the possibility of Kermit going all Diddy with a bottle of Cristal.

10pm-4am, August 21, $20, The Underground, 56 W. Illinois, 312-644-7600, RSVP here

Beach Ball Body Party at Le Passage
BODY OF WORK

Beach Ball Body Party at Le Passage

You've seen a lot of bikinis this summer. And for the most part, you've been satisfied. Yet you've been hoping for just a little…less. At this bikini fashion show, virtual beachwear is spray painted directly onto the models' bodies by an artist who's a sort of Earl Scheib meets Alberto Vargas. Pray for an indoor rainstorm.

10pm, August 21, Le Passage, 937 N. Rush St, 312-274-5529, RSVP here or to 850-321-3629

Saturday
Alpana's Pug Chug
WINE, WOMAN AND DOG

Alpana's Pug Chug

You hardly need a reason to spend the afternoon drinking with a beautiful woman, but master sommelier and Check, Please! host Alpana Singh gives you one anyway at this charity wine tasting in support of a local pug rescue. The pairing du jour: yes, hot dogs.

$45, noon-3pm, August 22, Juicy Wine Company, 694 N. Milwaukee Ave, 312- 492-6620, tickets here

City Chase Chicago
SCAVENGING

City Chase Chicago

This race puts your natural instincts to good use by turning the city into one big, wacky obstacle course/scavenger hunt for you and a teammate. This year's tasks remain top-secret, but last year's included scaling Navy Pier, kayaking the Chicago River and milking a cow, followed by few beers after. You know, your regular Saturday night stuff.

$190/team, check-in @ 8am, race @ 10am; August 22, Daley Plaza, 50 W. Washington, 312-850-8196

Skinemax Live at Debonair Social Club
SEXERCIZING

Skinemax Live at Debonair Social Club

Ever since you first watched Suzanne Somers squeeze, squeeze, squeeze her way to firmer, shapelier thighs, you've had a keen interest in fitness. So Debonair increases its floor's sweat quotient by adding a troupe of full-body skinsuit-clad dancers doing sexy Jazzercise routines this weekend. Go ahead—feel the burn.

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