We hope you don’t mind.
But we got you a little something.
Well, it’s only little for a submarine.
Still, we hope it fits.
It’s the Triton 3300/06, a stylish, submersible watercraft that allows you to explore the depths with your dedicated crew of savage pirates. Or you know, just your family or something. It can be all yours now.
Let’s face it. Your social circle has tightened this year, rendering any of your previously owned submarines excessive. But this one is a roomy, sea-spelunking, deep-sea-diving pod with a great look that allows you to comfortably convey five people on your next underwater voyage while remaining compact.
The handcrafted leather seats are ergonomic, there's plenty of headspace, and it’s easy to enter and exit. With notably clear, 360-degree views of all the sea life and sunken treasure ships you’ll no doubt encounter once you plunge this baby 1,000 meters deep.
This could be the ultimate group activity. Everybody meeting up at your slip or yacht to pass through the hatch of your personal submarine then Steve Zissou-it along the ocean floor, seeking out mermaids, water nymphs, and long-forgotten aquatic gods.
But ultimately just running into James Cameron.