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Things to do for June 13, 2018
All the World Cup and Father's Day Action You Require This Weekend
Plus a Donut Party, of CourseBy Joe Starkey
To Noe Valley, for Wine and Baked Goods
If you've been looking for a new place to liven up your breakfast game, and you have, head to the newly soft-open Douglas in Noe Valley. It's an all-day café and market complete with Third Culture Bakery churro custard muffins and rosé. Ah, breakfast rosé.
This? It's a Doughnut Disco Dance Party.
Soma Streat Food Park is throwing a doughnut Disco Dance Party this Saturday, which means tons of doughnut-centric food trucks like Mr. Bomboloni, disco beats and a bottomless mimosa and sangria option. Sorry, we misspelled "forgone conclusion."
100 Wines on the Metreon's Rooftop
Uncorked is swinging through town on Saturday and landing on the rooftop at the Metreon with DJs, a custom photobooth and, most importantly, over 100 different wines to taste. Challenge accepted.
Cigars, DJs and Probably Too Much Soccer
And come World Cup time, don your favorite team's colors and head to the Cigar Bar & Grill for a watch party of Mexico vs Germany and Brazil vs Switzerland on multiple screens complete with DJ sets. You were worried there wouldn't be DJ sets.
Treat Dad to Half-Off Steaks and Bourbon Cocktails
On Father's Day, the Bear & Monarch will be offering half-off 10-ounce NY strip loins and 32-ounce Tomahawk steaks along with similarly discounted bourbon drinks like the For Glory with mole tincture, agave and orange peel. For Glory, indeed.
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