Many folks dream of telling lifelong enemies to “fuck off" (at least the part of the population who has lifelong enemies). Notorious illustrator, Mr. Bingo, has made a living off of it (well, sort of). The creator of 2011’s viral Hate Mail project—a concept that oversaw the mailing of various offensive postcards to social media followers—has gathered his favorite works from the collection and compiled them all into one gorgeous hardcover book (specifically, a fucking one).

The result is 340 pages of unwarranted, hateful-ass vitriol in a cloth-bound casing worthy of any human’s display. Feel free to delegate appropriate pages to peers, or “incidentally” leave 1 Fucking Book open upon an ex’s arrival.

At the very least, the project is a nice reminder that not all spiteful bigots of the world are insufferably uncreative on Twitter. Some mean well, and will make you books. (Fucking ones.)