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The Bougie Holiday Cannabis Wreath

This Was Inevitable

By Kady Ruth Ashcraft ·
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A California marijuana farm, Henry's Original, is teaming up with a local florist to create Cannabis Christmas Wreaths. The wreaths, which include rosemary and eucalyptus, contain an ounce of weed and will tastefully stay intact even upon removing the nugs to get seasonally blazed. I would recommend putting the wreath above the fireplace because it’d be too risky to have some of this valuable bud fall into the flames without smoking it. Also, you risk it drying out too much if you do that. And that would ruin Christmas.

It’d probably be a good bet to place it at your front door so guests know what’s what when they walk in. Some people have quaint framed needlepoints that state the family creed like, “In this home we believe in baked goods, big hugs, and saying grace.” Cannabis wreath owners are making a similarly welcoming statement, and all have "glaucoma." The wreath costs $400, which for an ounce of weed, is a pretty good deal. 

Kady Ruth Ashcraft is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and Amtrak Princess. Follow her on twitter @kadyrabbit and tweet her pictures of your pets.

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