Maybe you're taking a night off, for some reason.

Maybe you're taking a lifetime off, for some other reason.

Maybe you just heard that Porchlight makes an exceptional virgin Napolean Smash and want to experience a particularly refreshing vessel full of black tea, raspberry vinegar, lemon and grenadine, without suffering all the consequences that always seem to befall one when one consumes the non-virgin variety, for once. 

In any case, here are The Finest Non-Alcoholic Cocktails in New York: ten choice mocktails to consider when the time and place demand such things.