And since it’s likely too painful to be anyplace reminiscent of where Dwyane Wade once called home...
Hollywood should do.
Allow us to present you with the waterfront majesty of Portico, an outdoor wine and beer garden for unwinding with platters of charcuterie, blistering pies and cocktails on tap, now open at the Diplomat Resort & Spa in Hollywood. Here’s what it looks like and here’s the menu.
What it is: your new date-night spot. One that’s slightly out of Miami’s reach, but not annoyingly so. And it’s a lovely outdoor spread of Adirondack chairs and umbrellas and string lights on the Intracoastal.
With 20 taps dispensing things like Lagunitas IPA, sauvignon blanc and a housemade Americano cocktail. But there’s also charcuterie and cheese boards, six different types of pizza (the smoked prosciutto version with arugula and shaved parmesan is a strong contender) and an embarrassment of small-plate riches for sharing.
And for sport: ping-pong and cornhole. Just in case your date’s the competitive sort.
Cheese boards bring out the cutthroat in everyone.