So it sounds like the Cliff Hotel, the new getaway in Negril, Jamaica, understands your needs.
It just reopened after a $3 million upgrade to the former Moon Dance Cliffs hotel. Now it has a no-one-under-13-years-old rule, taking the specter of the family with a baby sitting next to you as you drink something out of a coconut out of the equation.
Instead, you’ll do adult things. You’ll stay in one of 33 suites and four villas, including a five-room cottage. You’ll visit its three bars. You’ll dine in a restaurant with chef Cindy Hutson (from Ortanique in Coral Gables, Florida). You’ll stop by the spa for a couples massage.
Babies just don’t appreciate a good couples massage.