Most of our slideshows feature pictures of beautiful women, beautiful places, beautiful products or beautiful, beautiful cocktails.

This one’s a little different.

It features pictures of wearable pizza pouches, tear-away tank tops, upsetting “Netflix and chill” accessories and other such entities we can’t with good conscience bring into the new year—things striving to be the best things of 2015 but just sort of falling very, very short.

Yeah, “a little different” is something of an understatement.