1. It’s hot out.
2. Tiger Woods is a restaurateur now.
3. Today is Friday.
Hint: you’re not looking at a weekend for another four days. Yeah. Sorry.
But you can take a load off at The Woods Jupiter, an aptly named new sports and dinner club from one Mr. Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods, opening tonight in Jupiter. (And it looks a little something like this.)
Meet Tiger Woods. You might recognize him from such things as: golf, being one of the world’s highest-paid athletes and now, some fine pork chops. Allegedly.
Yes, allegedly. See, details on what you’ll be eating here are being kept close to the vest. No matter. Great excuse to day trip it with a group of friends for a viewing party. Because what you’ll find is a generous placement of flat-screens amongst the dark wood panels and curtained booths. So one’s bound to be playing the underwater boxing championships. Or, sure, football.
Wine, beer and a private dining room for 10: all here. Which you might find convenient when the Dolphins get ready to kick off their season.
They’ll probably air some golf, too.