The crack of the bat.

The roar of the crowd.

The... opportunity to eat strange and enchanting creations.

Yes, opening day is almost here, and with it: an assortment of crazy new Texas Rangers Ballpark Food vying for your attention.

And since our digital scratch-and-sniff technology is still in the works, we made you a slideshow instead.

This is that slideshow.

And that was your cue to enjoy it.