1. Now you see it. Then you won’t.
Every few months, a new artist will change the concept. To begin: it’s like a futuristic fop’s lair now, a dark warren of leather booths and purple spotlights with room for 600. The easiest way in: make a reservation on the website.
2. It’s currently called DBA: Esque.
Simon Hammerstein is the first curator. Yes, the guy behind the Box, notorious for performers who are quite adept with their hands, but... more adept with other parts of their anatomy.
3. There’s technically a stage.
At some point, curtains will part. Maybe you’ll see what appears to be Jupiter’s finest royals, or maybe something that’s... not that. Regardless, things don’t stay on stage around here.
4. So, yeah, a topless ballerina may decide to ride you like a pony.
Maybe a Martian is pointing lasers at your pelvis. Maybe a temptress dressed for Versailles makes you drink ouzo from her shoe. If you’re here, you’re part of the show.
Even if you don’t have a SAG card.