You’re in violation of the No Lobster-Claw Burger Left Behind Act.
There’ll be fines. Community service. Mandatory bib wearing around town.
Probably best to rectify this soon. Like, today.
Ride the wave out to the Atlantic Surf Club, your new beachside spot for lobster-claw-topped burgers and liquor-spiked shakes, now open in Fort Lauderdale.
This place is right across the street from the beach. And it looks like an upscale surf shack you’d find out there. Weathered wooden tables. Surfboards strewn around the room. Vintage beach postcards on the walls.
If you’re thinking it all sounds pretty casual, you’d be right. Good place to come by after a beach date’s gone well, and you’re looking to grab a drink. Like The Fish Hoek Bay. That’s a bowl (yes, bowl) filled with rum and fresh juices. Order one along with a lobster-claw-topped burger and duck-fat fries.
And if you get the urge to drink your dessert (it happens), go the build-your-own-milkshake route. You’ll pick everything from the ice cream (chocolate), sauce (Nutella) and toppings (peanut butter cups) to the type of liquor you’d like it spiked with.
Yup, you’re playing the bourbon card.