Things to do for November 01, 2012

The Weekender

This Weekend: Long Beards and Endless Meat

The weekend is Butterfinger’d out.

Thursday
30% Off Your Thanksgiving Turkey
PERK ALERT

30% Off Your Thanksgiving Turkey

This year, you’re getting the most prized breed of turkeys—a USDA Grade A, all-natural beauty from Robinson’s—delivered, for 30% off. And since you’ll need something to carve it with, we’re getting you up to 64% off the sharpest knives on earth. And, not Thanksgiving-y, but still: some handsome, exclusive vintage furniture.

Friday
All-You-Can-Eat Brazilian Meat-ing
MEAT YOU THERE

All-You-Can-Eat Brazilian Meat-ing

You’ve offered a lot of lip service to friends regarding your abilities for meat consumption. Well, Friday is your chance to prove it, when the endless tableside-nitrate purveyor Fogo de Chão opens in the Back Bay. Avoid heart attack chances by making at least one pass by the salad bar.

Saturday
An Epic Somerville-ian Beard-Off
FACIAL FLAIR

An Epic Somerville-ian Beard-Off

You’ve seen beards. You’ve seen competitions. Well, on Saturday you’ll see both at the full-tilt beard-off going down at the Armory in Somerville. What to expect: face-offs between full beards, freestyle mustaches, sideburns and even fake beards. Which means you’re eligible at least twice.

One Sandwich to Rule Them All
’WICH’S CAULDRON

One Sandwich to Rule Them All

And after you’ve judged a few furry cheeks, you’ll want to head to Cambridge to land seats for the ’wich-off between Chez Henri, Roxy’s Grilled Cheese and All Star Sandwich Bar (it is National Sandwich Day). Involved: an appetizer, a dessert and sandwiches from each spot. No matter what, you win here.

Sunday
$1 Oysters and Live Music Behind Fenway
OYSTER PLAY

$1 Oysters and Live Music Behind Fenway

Known fact: oysters are great. Another known fact: $1 oysters are even greater. And that’s exactly what’s available at the Lansdowne Pub’s oyster fest on Saturday afternoon behind Fenway, along with some live music from their stage, and even oyster shooters. No, that’s not the band’s name.

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