1933: Year it feels like in here.
4,200: Approximate distance, in miles, traveled by the German pine that panels the interior.
0.9: Distance, in miles, to 922 Pennsylvania Avenue, where one of the featured black-and-white photos of bootleggers was taken.
2: Photos featuring protesters holding “We Want Beer” signs.
40: Tap beers that those thirsty gentlemen would be able to have here.
30: Whiskeys they could have after their beer.
2: Individual drinks that comprise the Dos Ritas, a giant frozen margarita with a bottle of Dos Equis upended in it.
4: Menu items that explicitly feature liquor or beer.
1: Number of those that explicitly use the word “drunken,” namely the Drunken Chicken Taquitos with guajillo/beer sauce.
2: Discount, in dollars, on the beers at happy hour.
4: Hour (pm) at which happy hour starts. You’re already late.