Please, weekend, don’t hurt ’em.
Montana. Land of bison, Ted Turner and the most luxurious camping you’ve ever experienced—and we’re getting you 30% off at Paws Up, a resort ranch replete with decked-out tents and butlers. We’re also hooking you up with a year of Maxim for $8 and 35% off pleasure devices from Jimmyjane.
If you’re going to spring for dinner for the whole table (no, no—you insist), the least someone could do for you is, well, pick up the tab. In this buy-four-get-one-gratis deal at the Lobby, the Peninsula does just that. Well, if they insist...
Your Valentine’s Day shopping list isn’t long, but every item is crucial. So Pastoral put together a package for two with just the essentials: sturgeon caviar, triple cream cheese, toast points and bubbly. It doubles as a roadside assistance kit.
You remember those idyllic days in the French countryside, drinking claret and eating tiny crepe tacos. If not, this rustic reworking of a River North bistro will refresh your memory. Rough-hewn tables. Burgers with smoked duck bacon chips. Duck à l’orange. Yeah, ducks were everywhere back then.
Robert Rodriguez’s seminal work El Mariachi was a gritty grindhouse Western filled with sex and violence. Well, at least violence. So this all-female burlesque troupe sets out to tip the balance in the other direction with a raunchy reimagining. An update of Spy Kids has not been planned at press time.
Oh, right. A Valentine’s Day card. Need one of those, too. Conveniently, this month’s Dose Market features Poems While You Wait, a stall where three published poets will type up personalized verse for whomever you deem worthy of your affections. You’ve been meaning to get something for your whiskey guy.
