Things to do for September 08, 2011

The Weekender

Playboy Bunnies, Harris Tweed and Sexy Trekkies

The weekend is going to wear white whenever it damn well pleases.

Thursday
The Reason You Care About Topman
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The Reason You Care About Topman

Here’s all you need to know about Topshop, the new British fashion retailer on Michigan Avenue: Topman, sixth floor. Here’s all you currently need to know about Topman: they have lots of Harris tweed. Here’s all you need to know about Harris tweed: you look fantastic in it.

Meeting a Playboy Bunny After Work
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Meeting a Playboy Bunny After Work

Tonight, retailers all over the city will throw little shindigs for Fashion’s Night Out, basically a carnival of all things clothes. Bloomingdale’s will celebrate with the stars of the upcoming NBC show The Playboy Club and by having Playboy Bunnies serve dirty martinis. But just keep thinking about clothes.

Sep 8, 6-9pm, no cost, Bloomingdale’s, 900 N Michigan Ave (between Walton and Delaware), 312-440-4460

A Private Topless Cocktailing Club
VERY NEAT

A Private Topless Cocktailing Club

This private party combines a sophisticated cocktail seminar with a sophisticated appreciation of the female form. First, you’ll learn to hone your mixology prowess. Second, you’ll be entertained by the likes of bump-and-grinders Michelle L’amour and Greta Layne. Third... no third necessary.

Friday
Let Napa Come to You for a Change
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Let Napa Come to You for a Change

This wine fest in the middle of Grant Park gives you a tasting glass, then turns you loose on dozens of winemakers pouring hundreds of wines. When you need a break, just head to the beer garden. This is a wine fest that knows how to cover its bases.

Sep 9, 4-10pm, and Sep 10, 3-9pm, $27-$35, Grant Park (Buckingham Fountain), 877-772-5425

Boobs of Khan: A Star Trek Burlesque
KHAAAAN!

Boobs of Khan: A Star Trek Burlesque

Boobs and Goombas. Fellowship of the Boobs. A Nude Hope. We suppose you really should be tired of these bawdy parodies by now. But for whatever reason, you are not. So please enjoy this fleshy reworking of Star Trek’s greatest moment, promising to be even chestier than Montalban himself.

Fridays through Oct 28, 9:30pm, $20, Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N Milwaukee Ave (near Western), 773-598-4549

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