We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Copyright pending.)
Brave pioneers in the cutting-edge field of dimple science claim that these Self-Correcting Golf Balls will straighten your slices and hooks by up to 75%.
Now, before we begin, you should know that these balls are against USGA regulations. So unless you get a custom-made set that say “Titleist” on them (which you would never, ever do), you’ll only be using these for recreation.
That said, we took a couple boxes of these to one of the most challenging courses in the world. (Hint: may or may not begin with “Aug” and end with “usta.”) The results: strong. Our lead researcher tested them against a vicious slice (read: his normal shot), and the ball just kept flying straight.
Either he was having a Rory McIlroy–level day, or the balls work. On drives, at least. If you’re a purist, just know that there’s no “cheating” involved. It’s just the sophisticated application of extra-regulatory construction to your golf balls for the attainment of an enhanced drive. That’s it. Not “cheating” at all.