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Things to do for April 14, 2011
Lady Arm Wrestlers, Whiskeymobiles and Your Taxes
The weekend is claiming you as a dependent.
Complicated rules. Deadlines. Rampant accountants. Yes, the late-night scene in this town can be tough. But at least your taxes are done, so come celebrate at Hub 51, where the entire bottle list will be half-price... and the other half is next year’s entertainment write-off.
WhiskeyFest rolls into town this weekend... quite literally. A “mobile speakeasy” stops in front of this Wrigleyville Brit pub, offering info on whiskey and a free drink token for inside. After you redeem it, stick around for a multicourse whiskey-infused venison dinner. We suspect it pairs well with whiskey.
Nonnie Threads Trunk Show
Shirts. You like them. You know a lot about them. We’d wager a fin you’re wearing one right now. If not, there’s always this trunk show featuring Nonnie Threads, the line we told you about last year, with new spring-worthy upperwear. Your shoulders will thank you.
Lady Arm Wrestling
You like a woman with a mind of her own. Who can handle a drink. Who can open her own damn pickle jar. So you’ll want to be here for a serious night of elbow-bending... and, of course, to watch some female arm wrestlers really go at it.
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