Sometimes, an invention changes everything. Once it’s been discovered, the course of human history is shifted forever.

The printing press. The forward pass. Whatever Fergie was wearing last night.

This is not one of those times.

Introducing the world’s first Coffee Table Trampoline, a conversation piece like you’ve never seen before, available now.

It’s exactly what it sounds like: a two-foot ring of wood suspended over a small trampoline. So you can put your coffee on it in the morning, and use it to vault your way out the door a few minutes later—just watch out for the lamp resting along the rim. (And feel free to invite judges.)

It’s the brainchild of a pair of design-minded Texans who noticed they only ever used the outer edge of their coffee table—leaving the center conspicuously free for trampoline-related activity. So the next time you’re hosting the Romanian gymnastics team for a night of Boggle, or just need to stretch, you can get going with a few bounces in the middle, a little light pommel-horsing and a finishing double-axel flip onto a nearby couch.

There’s only one rule: no double bounces.