The printing press. The forward pass. Whatever Fergie was wearing last night.
This is not one of those times.
Introducing the world’s first Coffee Table Trampoline, a conversation piece like you’ve never seen before, available now.
It’s exactly what it sounds like: a two-foot ring of wood suspended over a small trampoline. So you can put your coffee on it in the morning, and use it to vault your way out the door a few minutes later—just watch out for the lamp resting along the rim. (And feel free to invite judges.)
It’s the brainchild of a pair of design-minded Texans who noticed they only ever used the outer edge of their coffee table—leaving the center conspicuously free for trampoline-related activity. So the next time you’re hosting the Romanian gymnastics team for a night of Boggle, or just need to stretch, you can get going with a few bounces in the middle, a little light pommel-horsing and a finishing double-axel flip onto a nearby couch.
There’s only one rule: no double bounces.