Its only residents were a mostly naked man and woman running around in a few fig leaves, along with a serpent and a hallucinogenic apple.
But enough about last night.
We’re here to discuss the garden of Eden, a wild new nightclub in Hollywood debuting tomorrow. And yes, they brought the apples...
There’s nothing too religious going on here, except of course for the girls you’ll see dancing on banquettes. (Amen.) Past a tree-lined patio, you’ll step into a swirl of walnut walls, tree-trunk tables and curving leather booths that’ll seat anywhere from two to 20, depending on how wild you and your disciples are getting.
And above it all, at the back―that would be the DJ. It’s the latest temple of bottle-fueled debauchery from the empire behind MyHouse and MyStudio, so you might consider this MyCabin.
It’s Friday nights only for a couple weeks, with Wednesdays and Saturdays launching soon. But whatever night you’re eventually exiting as the lights come on, you’ll be handed a candied or caramel apple on the way out.
It’s okay if you take a bite.