Yes, it's National Doughnut Day. (Earlier and earlier every year, we know.)
And for an event as deliciously colossal as this, you need to go big. A half-dozen bear claws at the corner doughnut shop would be way too obvious. You have to get your hands on the Mini Donut Factory, available now.
Think of this as the new pièce de résistance of your kitchen. You can put it right next to your George Foreman Grill and your Joe Frazier Bacon Sizzler. Near the bread maker. And the pasta maker. And the pie crust machine. Across from the meatloaf nook.
We think you'll also be pleased to learn that using it to make your own fresh doughnuts could not be simpler (barring, of course, going to Dunkin' Donuts and buying some). Just open up the Factory, pour in your favorite doughnut mix and close the lid—and four minutes later you will be pulling out six magnificent little rings of perfect that you created.
Obviously, this opens up a world of possibilities. Doughnut parties. Midnight doughnuts. Doughnuts as a way to say to that sexy new downstairs neighbor, "Welcome to the apartment building... Let me take care of your sweet tooth."
Doughnuts are the ultimate aphrodisiac.